Weddings, Divorces, Kissing, Fuming, Leaving

Hey all you bloggers out there who hate or love me or Bubblegum

Sorry I haven't sent a post in AGESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (could you possibly say ages any louder) (well probably). I'm going to go with the lame excuse of 'I was busy.' Or I could go with my pet fish had a heart attack or I gave birth to an octopus. All great options....
Anyway, you're probably looking at this title and thinking if me, Gum Buddy, has flipped her crazy lid. Well I was a little strange to begin with people. Well it all started with the wedding.....
Dest and Chles were getting married. A school yard, wanna be lesbian play marriage, frequently yelling that they love each other, with Dest's boyfriend giving them "evil eyes!"
I was the minister, and it was a half catholic (for Bubblegum and Chels) and half non-catholic (for Dest and me.) Plus I was Dest's bridesmaid/best man. Their vowes consisted of screamings of "I LOVE YOU!" then they hugged and high fived the bride. 2 minutes late was the DIVORCE...
Well they were CHEATING ON EACH OTHER. Dest was with Jaidan and Chels had her had on BUBBLEGUM's shoulder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bubblegum is now an outlaw. (Only kidding.) If Chels did that in Afganistan she'd probably be stoned to death.....but we appreciate their homosexuality all the same.
In 2nd break was the legendary game of TRUTH OR DARE. (du duh! DUHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
Except it was the 'newer' version. Just keep in mind we are in yr 7...
It was....ready... TRUTH, DARE, DOUBLE DARE, KISS, PASH OR.......TORTURE!!!!!!!
Except we all had automatic dares. If you "chickened out" (as the young people call it) then you have to moon the school (pull down your pants and 'shake it like you just don't care.' Chels's words, not mine. Dest and Jaidan kissed, and they think they rushed it now, cause they haven't hugged yet, but thats ok. It's cool, it makes them, them.
Anyway I'll skip a bit but now I'm in a little fight with Chels. Well she's angry at me. I have nothing for me to be angry about. It's funny cause Bubblegum and I talk so much about everyone else, that you probably know Dest and Chles more than you know Bubblegum and I.
It's our prerogative. I'm not really actually into that sort of stuff like love and romance and pink. Not that other people can't like it, just I'm not really that sort of thing.

Bye for now
Gum Buddy